This play is written by my friend, i just translated for her class. It was really fun. Not being offensive to anything. It was really fun to read XDDDD


Indian Family Play
Sahra: Turkish student visits India
Baladeva: Indian Sadu
Amar: Indian Father
Devilal: Indian Mother
Chandrakant: Spoiled daugther of the house

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Scene: Sahra is a statistic student who goes to India as an exchange student. She notices the banner written as "Sahra Selen Oflas, Come on Baby! Welcome to India"
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Sahra: Hi! Are you the Hindulala family?
Amar: Yes, honey. This is my wife Devilal, this is my daugther Chandrakant and I am Amar
Sahra: Nice to meet you
Indian Family: Nice to meet you too
Devilal: Come on dear, let's go to our home
Amar: My daugther is going to show you where will u stay. If you have any questions you can ask me.
Chandrakant: Your room is on 2nd floor. The loor is inside the room. I dont want you to see you around much. Dont ever enter my room. And dont show up when my friends come over.
Sahra: Ok
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Dinner after 4 hours
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Devilal: Everyone! dinner is ready.
Amar: I wonder what will be on dinner today?
Devilal: Your favourite : "Bug"!
Chandrakant: He yooo!! {t/n note: some sort of excited sound}
Sahra: Bb..bug? Allahim bu ne? { my god, what's this}
Indian Family: What?
Sahra: Looks delicous
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Evening. Amar enters Sahra'ss room
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Amar: Stars look wonderful dont you think? This is the "Largest Moon", this is the "Orion Constellation". If the city lights were out the sky would look like parlament.
Sahra: Where do you know all this?
Amar: I'm an astrophysic professor, baby
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Sahra startles
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Amar: But you are prettier than the stars.
Sahra: Essahtan mı? Professor you are also ver handsome! {t/n note: a way of saying "for real?" of the person who is playing the role}
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This time Chandrakant enters the room. She sees them from the door secretly
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Chandrakant: Damn geezer! Sadus forsaken thee to hell! I'LL tell my mom
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And she goes to her mom
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Chandrakant: Mom! Mom!
Devilal: What happened dear?
Chandrakant: Dad... dad is with that girl!
Devilal: What are you saying my dear?
Chandrakant: If you dont believe me see yourself
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Devilal goes to the scene
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Devilal: I cant believe my eyes! how could you? Sadus will send you to hell!(and turnst to sahra)
Chandrakant & Devilal: You shameless! what do you think you are doing? Get out of this house! now!
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Sahra goes and Next day:
Probability 1: She leaves the country
Probability 2: When she was walking around the Indian streets alone meets a Sadu
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Baladeva: Let's see god!
Sahra: Excuse me? // Baladeva gives her a weed
Baladeva: Take this and smoke. Here is god
SahraK (She takes)
Sahra:I SEE GOD!!
Baladeva: God is between two lips
Sahra: You are right
Baladeva: I am the god


Sahra dies from overdose of weed (!)